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If you want to hate the French, do it with savoir-faire
A friend of mine (let's call him Snake) wants to start a new restaurant just so he can sell the MOAB - Mother of All Burgers. It would not be served with French Fries or French's Mustard. And it would definitely have a little American Flag on the toothpick that sticks out of real burgers.
In somewhat related news, I found out today that I am known as "the student with that bumper sticker."